One really shivers, To think of the treatment of Grey and Rivers And Hastings and Vaughn and other good livers, All suddenly sent, at the tap of a drum, From the Kingdom of England to Kingdom-Come! Ah Richard! you 're going it quite too fast; Your bloody crown And you 'll be done uncommonly brown! Your foes are thick, My daring Dick, And RICHMOND, a prince, and a regular brick, Is after you now with a very sharp stick! On Bosworth field the armies to-night But e'en in his sleep He cannot keep The past or the future out of his head. In his deep remorse Each mangled corse Of all he had slain, or, what was worse, Until, with a scream, He woke from his dream, And shouted aloud for "another horse!" Perhaps you may think, my little dear, I mean to say that, against his habit, With very bad whiskey on going to bed. But see! the murky night is gone! The Morn is up, and the Fight is on! The Knights are engaging, the warfare is waging, King Richard is down! There's a crack in it now! - he 's beginning to bleed! Aha! King Richard has lost his steed ! (At a moment like this 't is a terrible need!) He shouts aloud with thundering force, the battle is done, The day is lost! - and the day is won ! MORAL. Remember, my boy, that moral enormities Don't learn to be cruel, pray let me advise, If you ever should marry, remember to wed If you 'd shun in your naps those horrible Incubi, Beware what you eat, and be careful what drink you buy ; Or else you may see, in your sleep's perturbations, R OTHELLO, THE MOOR. OMANCES of late are so wretchedly poor, A warrior of note, and by no means a boor, Of spades; or (a simile nearer the case) That's the German idea; But how he could be a Regular negro don't seem very clear; A great while ago, Put a sentiment forth which we all must agree to : “Hic niger est; hunc tu, Romane, caveto!” (A nigger 's a rascal that one ought to see to.) I rather, in sooth, Think it nearer the truth To take the opinion of young Mr. Booth, Who makes his Othello A grim-looking fellow Of a color compounded of lamp-black and yellow. Now Captain Othello, a true son of Mars, The foe being vanquished, returned from the wars, And calling, one day, In a neighborly way, On Signor Brabantio, one of the men Was invited to tell Himself and his friends while campaigning so well, From the time of his boyhood till now he was grown The greatest of Captains that Venice had known. As a neighbor should do, (I would n't be bail it was all of it true) And was wondrously bold In battles, - as told By brilliant romancers, who picture in gold What, in its own hue, you 'd be shocked to behold. Now Captain Othello, who never had known a Was delighted, one day, At hearing her say, Of all men in the world he'd the charmingest way With so lucid a hint, If he could n't have read her as easy as print ; |