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...the cornfiel', like a chump, Coz I knew I wuz a lunkhead an' a lummux an' a gump; But if on'y I hadn' known it, like them other fellers there, To-day I...chair. We all are lunkheads — don't git mad — an' lummuxes an' gawks ; But us poor chaps who know we be — we walk in humble walks. So, I say to all...

...in the cornfiel', like a chump, Coz I knew I wuz a lunkhead, an" a lummux, an" a gump; But if only I hadn't known it, like them other fellers there,...chair. We all are lunkheads — don't git mad — an' lummuxes an' gawks; But us poor chaps who know we be — we walk in humble walks. So, I say to all...

...lummuxes an' gawks, All were gumps and lunkheads, only they didn't know, yer see; An' I ask, " If I hadn' known it, like them other fellers there, Today I might...presidential chair." We all are lunkheads — don't get mad — an' lummuxes and gawks, But us poor chaps who know we be — we walk in humble walks. So,...

...the cornfiel' like a chump, Coz I knew I wuz a lunkhead an' a lummux an' a gump; But if on'y I hadn' known it, like them other fellers there, To-day I...chair. We all are lunkheads — don't git mad — an' lummuxes an' gawks ; But us poor chaps who know we be — we walk in humble walks. So, I say to all...